
Men will literally end war in the Middle East instead of releasing the Epstein Files
Donald Trump makes his latest move in an attempt to distract from the Epstein Files release, ending war in the Middle East and starting war in Portland and Chicago. Photos from Portland and Chicago Something that has been ongoing for nearly a century could potentially come to an end. While this would be an amazing achievement, it's not without its concerns and caveats. Netanyahu has changed his tune to accept an offer that has been offered mulitple times. Its hard not to beli

Amid Government Shutdown President Trump Contracts Brain Worm from RFK!
We are shocked here at Scuzz to inform you that President Donald Trump has sexually contracted a brainworm from Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And...

Donald Trump Jr. Shares Charlie Kirk Billboards
Donald Trump Jr. posts to Facebook about new Charlie Kirk Billboards that can be found across Florida! Charlie Kirk is famed American...

Scuzz News Acquired by UltraCorp
UltraCorp, the Ultra Great Company now running The Scuzz!

Do you still believe a bakers dozen is 12?
Do you still believe a bakers dozen is 12?

King Charles to Knight Ed Sheeran
Upon the death of Queen Elizabeth last year, many Brits (myself included) had hoped to see the end of the monarchy in Great Britain; as...

Butthole Health, Why it matters?
As a society human beings have always had buttholes. But one thing we haven't had, it butthole health. Our buttholes for centuries have been

Drake Diaper Photo Leaked
Drake has been making headlines lately due to his beef with Kendrick Lamar. The latest leak in the Drake diss track line has been...

Live Action Rescue Heroes Movie In The Works
Get ready to get soaked! This summer get ready to soak with the likes of the Rescue Heroes, in the first ever Rescue Hero’s Live Action...

Breaking Bad 2 Coming To AMC
Just when you thought the titular series was over with Better Call Saul, AMC throws another bone to the fans with a whole new journey...

SCIENCE SHOWS: Is your Nipple Color your Perfect Wall Color?
Scientists at Unnamed University have been conducting a study to determine if your nipple color would make the perfect wall color

Nutritionists Agree These 7 Foods Are The Key To More Energy
In today's day of age, it seems to be getting harder and harder to catch a breath! Studies have shown that the world's overall health has...

Fan Campaign Launched For Leighton Meester to Play Ava Gardner in Upcoming Frank Sinatra Biopic
Fans are furious about the casting of Jenniffer Lawrence to play Ava Gardner.
Neuarlink Does Not Support Second Hand Smoke
If you would like to participate in the neurallink program, it may cost a little bit more than money. It may cost something greater.

Backpack Kid "Be Flossin" For Trump - Biden and Solja Boy Clap Back
Backpack kid flosses at a Trump Rally - Biden sends heat with a true 'Solja' by his side.

Paul Simon "SHOCKED" After Seeing Bob Dylan's Ball Sack!
While it might sound like a bookend to his career, it’s more of a bridge over troubled water between the two stars in question. The late...
Things don’t work as good as they use too!
Couldn’t get these stinkin pictures to work! If you find yourself pressing a button more than the needed amount of times, you’re brain...

The Weekend To Tour In Gaza Strip
(4/13/24) This Sunday, Famous pop-singer The Weekend who’s real name I don’t know, has come out with a statement that is spinning heads....

OPINION: why i think recess shoudl LONGER!
school would STINK without recess. nothing would ever be fun and i would skip more if without it
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