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RFK Jr. Says Trump Has "the highest testosterone level" Dr. Oz Has Ever Seen and his Semen Tastes Like Muscle Milk

RFK Jr. Has made a statement on President Donald Trump's health, that has us all proud to call him our Lord and Savior, I mean Leader. But like Jesus Christ, Donald Trump is insanley ripped and has super high testoserone (not suprised). According to Dr. Oz he has the highest testosterones he's ever seen. Our Donny Boy is so tall, so manly, so handsome he could make any lady swoon. It only makes sense. His testosterone measures at 2,500 ng/dL. Which is higher than losers who u

Karoline Leavitt to Step Down from Press Secretary Position While Pregnant

Karoline Leavitt announced her pregnancy in December 2025. This got a lot of attention as she will be the first White House Press Secretary to be pregnant. BUT, given how emotional women get with all the hormones going on during pregnancy, speculation has been raised about her ability to do her job. She will need to take additional time off to stay home with her new baby after giving birth, to be a proper mother to them. A mother's place is at home with her children. With the

Murder Now Legal If You're A Republican

Registered Republicans now can commit murder, all cases will be declared self-defense. JD Vance condoning legal murder Republican congress members introduce new legislation, but Democrats or Independents are out of luck. You have until the bill takes effect on May 13th 2026 to change your voter status. New voters turning 18 this year will also qualify if they register Republican. Breaking News Update: Ice Agens Shoots & Kills Woman. Rennee Nicole Good. Scuzz News will not be

Men will literally end war in the Middle East instead of releasing the Epstein Files

Donald Trump makes his latest move in an attempt to distract from the Epstein Files release, ending war in the Middle East and starting war in Portland and Chicago. Photos from Portland and Chicago Something that has been ongoing for nearly a century could potentially come to an end. While this would be an amazing achievement, it's not without its concerns and caveats. Netanyahu has changed his tune to accept an offer that has been offered mulitple times. Its hard not to beli

King Charles to Knight Ed Sheeran

Upon the death of Queen Elizabeth last year, many Brits (myself included) had hoped to see the end of the monarchy in Great Britain; as...

Butthole Health, Why it matters?

As a society human beings have always had buttholes. But one thing we haven't had, it butthole health. Our buttholes for centuries have been

Drake Diaper Photo Leaked

Drake has been making headlines lately due to his beef with Kendrick Lamar. The latest leak in the Drake diss track line has been...

Live Action Rescue Heroes Movie In The Works

Get ready to get soaked! This summer get ready to soak with the likes of the Rescue Heroes, in the first ever Rescue Hero’s Live Action...

Breaking Bad 2 Coming To AMC

Just when you thought the titular series was over with Better Call Saul, AMC throws another bone to the fans with a whole new journey...

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